tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37990929041457547372024-02-06T21:51:45.155-08:00The JocelandUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3799092904145754737.post-21466181074721690192012-10-25T15:52:00.001-07:002012-10-25T15:52:31.771-07:00Been a whileI remember last year when I spent hours tweaking this blog's template and stuff and it ends up I don't even use it. It really is such a shame, considering the banner was hand-drawn (mouse-drawn?). I'm actually left handed but I hold the computer mouse in my right hand so when I was drawing, the pointer was shaking so much. SEIZURE SEIZURE!<br />
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I hope I'll keep posting but it's so difficult! Even the food blog that my friend and I write is significantly decreasing in posts. Pretty pretty sad...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3799092904145754737.post-27990439943620172972012-04-24T03:59:00.002-07:002012-04-24T04:12:20.583-07:00Jay Park is Da Man<div style="text-align: left;">
The only thing that has been playing on my playlist is freaking JAY PARK CUZ HE DA BOMB YO! He writes his own music and they're all fabulous and wonderful so you could play them all on loop all day and all night haha</div>
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I have both of his albums and I have to say his most recent one "New Breed" is definitely better (although, not saying his first album isn't good because it's also AWESOME). But you could practically<i> hear</i> his skills improve and DAMN I'M LOVING IT! His voice is <i>so</i> smooth and his rapping is pretty damn hardcore :D And his dancing, <i>damnn</i> boy harharhar </div>
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I really like his song "Wasted" on<i> </i>the New Breed album. But for some reason, after watching his practice video for his Golden Disk Award performance, everytime I hear the song I kept seeing the break dance part from the practice. It was practically driving me crazy so I had to pair it up myself and DAMN! Good results *thumbs up* :D</div>
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And then being as obsessed as I am, I went to look for some Jay desktop wallpapers but sadly, there aren't any good ones out there so I made my own haha And I ended up spending so much time on them and they all turned out pretty darn good. So I thought that it would be a waste not to share this good stuff with the world. </div>
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(All wallpapers were made to fit my laptop screen so they're all 1366 X 768 but they should work fine with smaller HD screens. Just click on them for full size view.)<br />
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This is the one that took the longest. I took individual photos from Jay's Highcut photoshoot to make this pretty-polaroid-collage. And yeah, those characters are Jay's real signature :D Took me hella long time to find his siggy!</div>
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And then from then on, I was like fuq this shit, Imma just take screenshots of his MVs haha And that's what I did and with a some editing, the wallpapers turned out <i>FABBBB</i>!</div>
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You're typing, all happy and on a roll. Then all of a sudden, you're typing in the previous paragraph. Or you delete a whole paragraph. Yeah, that shit happens because those touchpads are CRAZY. They just move around when you're typing and OMG IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. You cannot type a single sentence in peace!</div>
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But...MY BABY HAS RAN OUT OF BATTERIES AND THE WORLD HAS STOPPED TURNING. I'm also out of batteries and so are my roommates. In fact, their mouses (mice?) also ran out batteries. <i>Both </i>of them. GASP! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF DANGEROUS MOUSE DISEASE? And yeah, they also don't have spare batteries. So we're all using the devil touch-mouse-pads.</div>
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Oh ho ho, my first post and I have no idea why my heart is beating so fast. It's practically like "HO-DOM-HO-DOM" (Do hearts make those sounds? Kind of sounds like a bear doing push ups and...oh, what am I talking about?)</div>
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This photo was actually taken and made for the blog photo header. I was going to draw a body for it and it was going to be super cute and adorable (and I was going to be standing on one of those islands in the blog title picture :D). Everyone who came through my blog was gonna be like "OMG. CUTE! MUST READ BLOG." </div>
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FREAKING FREAKY! HAHAHAAHAAHAHA OH MAN, I couldn't stop laughing when I was editing this picture! *wipe tears* And it even looks like I'm walking while I'm waving! I can't quite nail why it looks as freaky as it does but it just does. OH MAN OH MAN.</div>
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